its 2:52am and although its obviously not the case...i feel like i am the only human awake right now...in the entire world lol...the birds chirp frantically it seems to reassure me that life still exists on this planet earth besides my lonely self. im eating sour patch kids.... which is definitey not going to help when im ready to shut the lids of my eyes....yet..i continue to pop them in my mouth like sun flower seeds....which by the way are waaaayyy too complex for my eating habits lol. i wish i could just call sumone up on some random shit like "hey ...lets go get wasted at the beach then proceed to wrap our bodies in seaweed and make trips into 711s with not quite enough change to buy the 25¢ pack of gum" okay maybe not the seaweed part....shit...especially since my cousin told me that the reason why the ocean is salty is partly because of whale sperm. bleeeeehhhhcccckkkk!!! growing up ive takenn in quite the amount of whale spermicide....could i have whaleman kids? is that what the future holds? whalemen? my nigga u don swallowed some whale sperm too....all them times u were truddling in that nasty ass ocean water as a kid lol. random fact: i took a shit in the ocean while at sleep away camp...around the age of 7 or 8. lmfao!! i saw the terd float by a couple minutes later and definitely acted disgusted when surrounded by peers. lol. "uuuggghhh thats grroooosssss!!" bwuahaaahahaha. kids do the darndest things. hehe. mothers day is 2morrow...it should be nice...me and my friend r taking our mothers out to a movie and dinner at the grand lux....im so selfish i really hate to spend my hard earned cash but hey...its mommys day..she deserves it..and im really trying to open up and not be so selfish and stingy with my time and money. sounds about right. i was hoping i could write/type/text til i got sleepy but.....theres not much more falling from my brain....and the shit that is....goes far too deep to go into detail over this phone right now ..plus my arms dont like this position and my thumbs keep giving me angry faces lol. i think i feel my eyes getting heavy anyway......the birds have discontinued their efforts of comfort. hmmm...is it comforting...or would i rather be the only one here?
-SydniMichael
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dont worry,i too am wide awake sadly. but this just made me laugh,ah now ima be careful not to swallow so much ocean water next time im there lol!
this is amazing for a couple reasons. 1. I love sour patch kids. 2. I think I was up at 2:52. 3. i FEEL your writing. Great Post
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